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                |  | The trees 
                    loomed over the trail ominously, like the ornate frame of 
                    an oil painting from the days of yore. Branches and brambles 
                    jutted out, reaching for us longingly as our Jeeps crept steadily 
                    over the roots and stones that lay in our path. The forest 
                    became grim and ghastly, as unseen eyes seemed to peer at 
                    us from the surrounding darkness. Finally, 
                    in a heartbeat, our vehicles fell silent, and the woods became 
                    hushed. Out of the darkness, a muffled, sinister voice in 
                    a drawn-out tone beckoned, "Join usssss...." |   
                |  | We came 
                    to a popular and somewhat difficult trail nestled in the woods 
                    called "The Clogger", I think. I recall the name, 
                    vaguely. If thats not its name, its something like that. Here is 
                    a picture of the beginning of "The Clogger". It 
                    proceeds up a wooded valley, winding in and out of trees. 
                    Here you can see a muddy and technical ascent up a small formation 
                    of rocks. The mud 
                    slicks up the rocks really good, so forward progress can be 
                    very difficult at first. |   
                |  | This is 
                    a picture of me ascending a field of small loose rocks, placed 
                    precariously on the hillside. These rocks tend to roll around 
                    underneath you, but fortunately, its not a very muddy section. 
                    If you come here while it's dry, and you're one of the first 
                    few vehicles in line, you'll probably find ample traction. Our weary 
                    band of adventurers pressed on, despite the late hours or 
                    our endeavor. Somewhere down the hill behind me on "The 
                    Clogger," I could smell clutch. |   
                |  | Here comes 
                    Dan at awkwardly high RPMs up "The Clogger." I asked 
                    him as he passed, "What's cookin?," but it was obvious. 
                    Dan's clutch was heating up good, and making the trail ahead 
                    very frustrating. It was no matter. He was nearing the end 
                    where he'd be able to let it sit to cool off. Dan and 
                    I both need to replace our clutches before a Tellico trip 
                    next month. At 60,000 miles and a lot of four-wheeling, they're 
                    starting to show signs of wear. |   
                |  | Mike explores 
                    the trail ahead on foot while we wait for Dan's clutch to 
                    cool off. At a very 
                    odd hour, on a very odd day, Dan and I tackled "The Clogger" 
                    relatively successfully. I suppose it was nearing midnight 
                    by the time we finished the trail. We turned 
                    the vehicles off, and all of the lights off in the forest, 
                    and listened quietly. Talk about eerie. It's not hard to let 
                    your imagination run wild in the engulfing darkness. It was 
                    awesome. |   
                |  | We waited 
                    roughly 20 minutes and fired the Jeeps up. Dan's clutch had 
                    cooled off sufficiently and he was moving forward with less 
                    effort now. It was 
                    all easy-going until we reached the pavement. We drove back 
                    to the Hess station which has free air and made our way back 
                    to Lancaster County. We arrived home at around 2:30 AM. |  |  
          
          
            |  | Chris 
              Shontz is a staff-writer for Rockcrawler.com. Chris has a wonderful 
              sense of humor and wit. His new wife, Jennifer, is very understanding. |    |