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AllanTerdo

Loves Light Bars
Jan 2, 2018
15
35
Tampa, Florida
Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up on a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
 

Mace

Spotter Required
Staff member
Oct 20, 2010
191
46
Las Vegas
What's green and makes holes?


A drill pickle..
 

AllanTerdo

Loves Light Bars
Jan 2, 2018
15
35
Tampa, Florida
My psychiatrist diagnosed me with multiple personality disorder..

And now she's on the news, apparently, she was murdered by one of her patients. Wonder if I ever saw him?
 
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